The headlines are way funnier and more absurd than the stories themselves, so if you click on the links to read the stories you'll see a lot of the fun will be gone. But I'll give you the links anyway - oh sweet temptation!
Conductor hits wrong note on girls' organs
Gorgeous guys in miniskirts prowl in search of kinky johns
Sexy lady pro wrestlers gently grapple guys' gonads
Know your rights when sex goes horribly wrong (which could be almost American)
And, concluding, so you don't want to move to Japan only to find out that, in these cases, truth is less strange than fiction:
Sex-mad Japan all talk, no action
Oh, that's too bad.
